Halloween Modesty Relationship

Halloween gives us a rare opportunity to see the Utah Skank in a candid environment. For those not familiar with the Skank, it is a mutation of the common female, and exists in varying degrees in nearly all women. It's commonly hard to detect, because like a Hermit-crab/Chameleon a skank will hide underneath her clothes and blend in with its social environment. However, for reasons that are not yet known to scientists, Halloween removes some of the skank's inhibitions allowing it to show it's true colors. A simple way to tell if a girl is a skank is to, on Halloween observe how much clothing she wears. Below I've sketched a simple relationship of the level of skankiness, and and clothing worn on Halloween


To give us some sort of a feel for where women fall on this scale, I've included some points that represent costumes you might see tonight. point A represents a schoolmarm dressed as a Yettie, or perhaps a nun dressed as a Sherpa, very little skankiness with the corresponding full body clothing. Point b Represents a cocktail waitress dressed as a nurse in a white pleather bikini, or a tattoo artist named Binky dressed as a saran wrap mummy. Notice that the graph approaches naked asymptotically, this is because the even a pure skank needs something to indicate what her costume is.
So to make a long story short, women be weary so observers don't mistake you for a Skank this Halloween.

Go Green or Go Home

Basic economics will tell you people respond to incentives, and if there are no incentives they don't act. This begs the question why are so many people going green lately? well this graph I made sums things up pretty well.

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the couples that find each other here astound me

People that I think never have a chance of finding anyone, like the fashion backwards math nerd finds his MFHD to help him multiply, or the renaissance sally finds her broadsword wielding knight in shinning armor, or the anime lover who finds a mystical asian princess. I'm much happier to see one of these couples than I am when the MTC teacher finds the girl from the new era cover. So I've concluded Based purely on the odd, odds, if your are a funny shaped puzzle piece, your corresponding piece is somewhere in the Wilk eating lunch right now.

My thoughts lately have been much too serious to write on my blog...how to save the world and such and solve its problems. I'll be back when I feel more jovial and full of life....maybe spring.