Halloween Modesty Relationship

Halloween gives us a rare opportunity to see the Utah Skank in a candid environment. For those not familiar with the Skank, it is a mutation of the common female, and exists in varying degrees in nearly all women. It's commonly hard to detect, because like a Hermit-crab/Chameleon a skank will hide underneath her clothes and blend in with its social environment. However, for reasons that are not yet known to scientists, Halloween removes some of the skank's inhibitions allowing it to show it's true colors. A simple way to tell if a girl is a skank is to, on Halloween observe how much clothing she wears. Below I've sketched a simple relationship of the level of skankiness, and and clothing worn on Halloween


To give us some sort of a feel for where women fall on this scale, I've included some points that represent costumes you might see tonight. point A represents a schoolmarm dressed as a Yettie, or perhaps a nun dressed as a Sherpa, very little skankiness with the corresponding full body clothing. Point b Represents a cocktail waitress dressed as a nurse in a white pleather bikini, or a tattoo artist named Binky dressed as a saran wrap mummy. Notice that the graph approaches naked asymptotically, this is because the even a pure skank needs something to indicate what her costume is.
So to make a long story short, women be weary so observers don't mistake you for a Skank this Halloween.